Sunday, January 28, 2007

Recruitment, Life and Death Decisions

Whilst doing some assessment centre work recently I was doing my usual second thoughts process of watching people.

One of the ideas of this particular brand of recruitment centre is that as they pass each stage we tell them the result.Obviously as it becomes more involved in the later stages it becomes really serious. When I was telling some of the candidates that it was time to go home I was crushing their dreams, they had almost not considered failure and who was I to tell them it was all over.

A "No" in these situations will remain a "No" and the only thing I can do is spend some time with them explain any feedback and de-brief them. For some it is still a great shock and disappointment.

My day consisted of going from "No" candidates to "Yes" candidates, so one minute I would be watching a face go from worried to full beam smile, and the next worried to despair.

Now that is not a good description of how the candidates were taking these decisions, so I came up with an analogy to describe the reactions.

Dead Cat / Resuscitated Cat

The idea is that instead of telling them Yes / No I can tell them a story to get the same reactions. Here are my two stories:

Dead Cat


I am sorry but your cat has died, there was nothing I could do.


Resuscitated Cat


Your cat is going to be fine, the operation was a complete success and we have managed to save her. She will be running around in no time.


I can imagine the reactions on the peoples faces would be the same that I have seen.

Of course the amazing things is the very variety of reactions that I get, especially when I tell them they have got the job offer. Some people barely react and it is always difficult to tell whether they are just really cool headed people or whether what I am saying has just not sunk in yet.

I guess it all goes to show that we are all individuals.

On another note if I were feeling like creating myself a new job title maybe I should call myself the "Death of Cats" making decisions of life and death.

Snow Watch 2007 Update

Well I think that is the end of the first leg in Snow Watch 2007.

The short term forecast is generally dry with some cloud. However, it is still early in the season and I remain hopeful for significant snow fall later in February. Long range forecasts from the met office suggest for the next 6 to 15 day period that:

"There is a possibility that colder more wintry conditions spread to many other parts later in the period."


So the reports will begin again when snow heads this way. This is Snow Moore handing you back to normal programming.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Snow Watch 2007 Update


Well the snow came overnight on the 23/24 January. On Wednesday morning I woke up to about a 1/2 inch of snow. It was lovely powdery stuff as I walked towards another day.

Most of the main roads were clear and traffic was flowing pretty much as normal although obviously some people decided they would rather stay at home. Untreated roads looked a bit dodgy.

The only sad thing is that I did not get to walk around while the snow flakes were actually falling, that is such a magical thing.




I was up early before dawn heading for a busy day. Sadly one of my infrequent 12 hour days so I did not get to see any more of the snow, by evening it was well on the way to water, ice and slush although there is the odd lingering patch still around today.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Poppies against a fence




Poppies against a fence.

Why ... Why not?

Snow Watch 2007 Update

*** Newsflash***

Dateline 22 January 2007. Time 10.55 pm

I am reporting to you almost live from Northern Oxfordshire where locals have been witnessing what can only be described as a shake of snow. A passing cloud deposited this wintry present so quickly that several people blinked and missed it.

Here is what one local said:

" I have never seen the like, snow in January that will be global warming"


I also spoke to this old gentleman

" Call that snow, in my day it would be six foot deep by now."


(on screen image of six foot snow drift with caption "reconstruction")

This is I am Snow, Northern Oxfordshire, getting colder by the minute, I think my foot has frozen, back to Jon in the studio.

(No news reporters were hurt in this sketch but the shake of snow was real)

Dictionary definition: (my own)

A shake of snow: a sparse ground covering of snow similar to the effect of sieving icing sugar onto a Victoria sandwich.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Snow Watch 2007 Update

Well Monday 22nd January 2007, and here is the Northern Oxfordshire snow update.

(newsy type music, think drum beats, repetitive, forthright etc)

No snow as yet but still hopeful!

Barometer is high and rising slowly.

My snow theory is that you need high pressure with a series of weak low fronts breaking against the high, therefore most likely place to see an accumulation of snow is in the area between the two. It usually comes down from the north and starts with a very cold high pressure area. So according to the barometer we have the high pressure, come on that low.

No weather warnings out from the met office but BBC suggested snow on Wednesday was possible. According to the BBC 24 hour weather for Oxford there is a chance of a light snow shower at around 0700 on Tuesday. Anybody want to put money on it.

More snow updates to follow.


(more newsy type music, think drum beats, repetitive, forthright etc)

Quick Joke email

Received today in my work inbox, made me chuckle.

Warning

I am not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I had a close miss yesterday. I walked into B & Q at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in orange asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately I got a quick punch in and that was the end of that. Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.

Just say "No" to decking. You have been warned. Be careful out there.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Snow Watch 2007 Update

The latest news is that freezing snow and ice will sweep down from the north as early as tomorrow.

"Scotland, the Borders, the north east, Yorkshire, Lincolnshire, East Anglia and Kent could see snow falls measured in inches."


I wont hold my breath, more updates to follow.

Snow Watch 2007

Well in the centre of England I now feel the time is right for me to declare the Snow Watch 2007 season open.

Following up on the "Worst storm in the last 17 years" the weather people have been hinting at a cold snap with a possibility of snow on Monday or Tuesday. One forecaster even suggested "Snow for most". Of course given the usual timid forecasting of snow by the weather people this could mean anything from heavy rain to blizzards.

Latest release from the met office.

No weather warnings released as yet but they are usually not issued until 24/48 hours before the actual event so it may be a bit early yet.

Watch this space.

Monday, January 15, 2007

One is Most Displeased Mr Blair

When I get bored on the bus I make up comedy sketches: Sometimes I even remember to write them down, so I thought I might post a few. Sadly, they may only be funny in my head.

One is most displeased Mr Blair.

Queen: So Mr Blair what is it one wishes to discuss this time.

TB: I thought we might discuss your speech to parliament.

Queen: I grow tired of your smiling face Mr. Blair and so one is willing to give you ten seconds head start.

TB: Pardon Ma'am

Queen: (Pumps a pump action shotgun one handed) One will start counting now. 10, 9,

TB: But surely Ma'am

Queen: No Mr Blair one knows the will of the people and one has had enough. Philip release the attack corgis. That is 5 Mr Blair.

Prince Philip: Yes Lizzie (mutters) bloody politician Liz will show him what for.

TB: Good Afternoon Ma'am (shouted as runs away)

(Queen shoots and blows a hole in the door which has closed just after TB)

Queen: Bugger

Philip: Never mind Liz the bloody idiot didn’t give you the script for the speech, he will have to come back.

Queen: Good, one wonders if one has a handy bear trap.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Quotes

One of many little things I collect is quotes. Some of them come with pictures, so I can stick them on my wall. I know people find inspirational quotes a bit annoying, some of them state the obvious etc blah blah blah.

I like them and they don't harm anyone, so any complaints address them to the complaints manager who as they say is definitely not bothered.

Here are some of the ones I have picked up:

"It is only as we develop others that we permanently succeed" - Harvey Samuel Firestone

If you haven't guessed he was the founder of the tyre and rubber company. He has a high school in Ohio named after him, like many other Americans.

Quite a simple quote really, its easier to achieve greatness yourself but to prolong and achieve lasting greatness you need to pass your experience and knowledge onto the next generation.

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away." - Leonardo Di Vinci

Everyone should know who Leonardo was, he played the lead in "Titanic". Oops sorry wrong Leonardo, Da Vinci was Mr Renaissance man. He wrote his famous notebooks full of all his thoughts which this blog is a kind of homage to.

The quote itself is breath taking (Puntastic). I don't think it needs much explanation as it is one of those rare quotes that touches something in the human soul and speaks to us on another level from mere words and letters.

"It's so much friendly with two" - Pooh Bear (A. A Milne fictional character)

Given to me by an ex-girlfriend as one of those romantic little keep-sakes. It is right though most things are better when there are two of you. Humans are not really supposed to be alone, everyone needs somone.

Sunday, December 31, 2006

Politics and Housebuilding

Everyone knows that almost nowhere in the UK can first time buyers afford any kind of property without selling a kidney. Property prices keep on rising, show no signs of weakening and are unlikely to be controllable by normal inflation / monetary policy. Or at least not without severe interest rate rises which would wreck the rest of the economy.

So the answer is politics and proper land utilisation strategies.

Some ideas for an "agenda for change"

Empower the individual

Make land available to the individual first, encourage either individual or collective house building. Create an organisation like "business link" for house buyers. they can hold central databases of land plots and link finance and builders with the consumers. The costs would be lower as you wouldnt have to line expensive agents pockets. Plus it would make it easier for individual plots to be used rather than the large estates currently built.

Empower local government

Allow local government to compulsory purchase land for residential development. This stops fat cat land owners holding onto land to maximise profit.

Encourage expansions of villages into new towns alongside existing transport infrastructure.

This would revitalise villages because new residential development could make village shops, pubs and post offices viable again. It also makes sense as many existing towns have become urban sprawls. If you pick villages close to existing main road and rail links you minimise the impact on the environment.

Move as many government departments away from the south east as possible.

See the met office move from Bracknell to Exeter as an example. This relieves the upward pressure on housing prices in the South East.

Empower local government to take over empty / derelict housing.
Again developers and landlords like to hold onto empty housing. Local government should be given powers and instructions to seize and reuse such housing. Consideration would also be given to re-using industrial, commercial premises. i.e some warehouses could be converted to flats etc.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Ambushed at noon; Why do birds fall in love

I had a meeting at work on Thurs which had been advertised as a strictly operational meeting dealing with nuts and bolts issues with the idea that we could go for best practice with a meeting of minds.

Then the ambush happened, the manager’s came out of no where bringing politics and management interviews. They all thought they knew better than the operational staff and made comments that led me to believe they had no great opinion of the operations staff. I stuck my neck out and got ambushed at twenty to one odds. Needless to say I spent most of Friday fuming about management who had ruined what could have been a great meeting.

Although every cloud has a silver lining. At the meeting I met a charming, intelligent woman. Obviously I was too busy verbally sparring with the evil empire to notice that I fancied her rotten. Having thought about it I now get the butterflies when thinking about her and have been daydreaming about her ever since. Why do I always fall for people at the drop of the hat? Plus why am I so useless at knowing if I should make further moves and what those might be.

So for a meeting of a few hours quite a lot happened which could have an impact on my future, I just have to take this weekend to work out what I should do.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Its a funny old world

You know sometimes I think the whole world is insane. Just look at all the people who believe in conspiracy theories. Look at the number of people who cannot fulfill their own potential because of modern society.
We tell kids they can do whatever they want in life, they just have to work hard. The thing we don't tell them is that you will need a lot of luck as well.
The other thing is if your not a people person or just an out of the ordinary person you won't get the job or other thing you want.
This is not a rant, its just the truth. I commute on a bus to work every day and I see college kids talking about getting into college, doing courses like cooking and dance. Ten years later where will they be, working in recruitment I see some of them years later, like me struggling to survive in the real world and taking whatever job they can get.

On another note on Friday I offered two people a job, one was on horseback, had very good sound effects. I couldn't help thinking the horse was thinking get off the phone your distracting me. It must take some skill to control a horse and answer a mobile. The second person told me " I love you!" upon hearing the good news.

See its a strange old world and sometimes the surreal moments make it good.

I watched "Master and Commander" last night as well. Having read the books it didn't really compare. Russel Crowe was the wrong person for Capt. Jack Aubrey but the actor for Dr Maturin was excellently cast. It had good moments and the "lesser of two weevils" joke was outstanding a real laugh out loud moment.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Magna Carta Day tops British day poll

According to a poll by BBC History Magazine Magna Carta day was chosen as the best option for a new bank holiday celebrating being British.

The Results were:

Magna Carta: 27%
(15 June_
VE Day: 21%
(8 May)
D-Day: 14%
(6 June)
Armistice Day: 11%
(11 November)
Trafalgar victory: 10%
Slave trade abolished: 6%
(25 March)
Napoleon's defeat: 4%
(18 June)
Churchill's birth: 3%
(30 November)
Cromwellian republic: 2%
Reform Act: 2%

The snag with this is that the Magna Carta was signed prior to the union so it is in fact an English day and St George’s day would be a much better day to celebrate.

A cynic would say that historical context was not a consideration for most people but the date was chosen as the one likely to be the sunniest just in case it becomes a bank holiday.

Monday, May 22, 2006

Quo Vadimus – Where are we going?

Aaron Sorkin the writer and producer is known for his fast paced scripts such as Sportsnight and the West Wing. Workplaces like that are where I feel most at home and I would hope that any place I work can be a bit like that.

Aaron often builds in thought provoking almost philosophic lines into his plots. Quo Vademus is one of them from Sportsnight a behind the scenes comedy based around a third place cable sports show.

Quo Vadimus simply means, “Where are we going?” The character who is an entrepreneur states that his career he has had more failures than success but what matters is that when he fails he gathers his team round and asks “Where are we going?” and after things start to look up.

We all need to know where we are going, once you know that, it is easy to work out how to get there. The other thing to accept is that failure is part of the path to success, failing sometimes can mean your doing things right.

Quo Vadimus?

Links:

Aaron Sorkin imdb biography

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

BBC Spin on “illegal immigrants” John Reid Interview

I watch BBC Breakfast in the morning, which on the whole is a great programme.

This morning I caught an interview between Sian Williams the presenter and John Reid the Home Secretary. Overall I thought John Reid was very open and honest about the immigration issues and explained how it was impossible to put a figure on the illegal immigrants in the UK because being illegal they did not pass through border controls and were not otherwise registered.

Sian Williams was somewhat aggressive asking closed questions with a very pointed drive to get a sound bite. If you watch the interview Sian comes across as cynical and un-professional, think Jeremy Paxman without the skill.

I then read the news headlines on the BBC website later in the day, where they claim John Reid blamed the whole problem on the last Tory government and had no clue how many illegal immigrants there were.

That story has now been changed to reflect Prime ministers question time, so I am unable to confirm the source. However other media outlets picked up the story.

To quote from the interview:

“Truth of the matter is, we don’t have a precise figure for this, not only do I not have it but none of my predecessors way back to Michael Howard and the last government… partly because people who come here illegally hide themselves.”

“The system of counting those who are leaving the country as illegal immigrants was again abolished under the last conservative govt. I make no complaint about that…”

That was pretty much his entire commentary on the Tory government, not so much a criticism of the Tories but an agreement that no party had solved or created the problem.

In the same interview John Reid stated that the govt was beating targets for removing failed asylum seekers, the one area of immigration policy where a govt can make positive progress. This was largely ignored in later reports; good news is not so newsworthy.

This story is likely to run for days with the media focusing on the alleged incompetence of the govt. With Charles Clarke succesfully removed it is too early for the media to go for a scalp but even if they did John Reid is smarter than your average politician.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Do Not Melt Our Coins?

The Royal Mint have warned against melting down pre 1992 coins (2p's and 1p's) to obtain the Copper. Copper has increased in value to such an extent that on the metals market the Copper is worth worth twice as much as the coins face value.

Reading between the lines, if the Royal Mint has issued a release then presumably they have actually caught someone trying to melt down coins. I have previously heard of people stealing Copper wire, but melting down coins for the Copper.

Will Copper become the new gold?

They go on to point out that it is actually illegal and that on such a small scale it is impractical for most people.

"Even if it were legal, the practicalities involved in melting down such huge quantities of coins would seem to us to make it a highly improbable task for the average consumer"
- unnamed source at Royal Mint

The price of Copper on the London Metals Exchange stands at 8619 US $/ tonne or approx $8.61 / kg.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Lord Archer and Prison Reform

One of the signs of maturity is being able to agree with political opposites on occasion. Lord Archer is a Tory peer and under most circumstances I do not agree with his politics, he is in my opinion a mediocre writer, and he is not a suitable role model for anyone.

For those of you who are unaware of his background, the former party chairman of the Conservative Party was accused by the Daily Star of sleeping with a prostitute. He sued for libel and won damages, however he fabricated an alibi.

Years later, when he was standing for London Mayor concerns were raised about his suitability. A former personal secretary came forward with the story of the false alibi. Lord Archer was prosecuted for perjury and perverting the course of justice, and sentenced to 4 years imprisonment.

He served two years of his sentence and was released in July 2003.

Since his release he has intimated he would only sit in the House of Lords for a debate on prison reform and he wants no further role in politics preferring to concentrate on his writing.

I overheard on the radio a recent interview where he talks about the problems of the prison system in the UK.

One major cause of criminal activity is the poor education keeping individuals trapped in a cycle of crime unable to gain employment. Prison should be seen very much as an intervention to rehabilitate criminals for society. Education for those that want or need it should be available.

Lord Archer pointed out that prisoners get paid for working whilst in prison. For menial tasks such as washing the floor they get £12 a week whilst those choosing to improve themselves by studying get only £8 a week (updated figures from the radio interview May 2006 – for which I have been unable to find a reference)

Yet almost ever day the government seems to come up with the latest multi-million pound scheme to reduce offending. Surely this is a relatively easy fix, if anything prisoners should be encouraged to study by being paid more. Through education it might be possible to break the cycle of crime and give some people the chance they desperately need.

Happily there are some points where I disagree with Lord Archer. He believes inmates should face a basic literacy test before being considered for a job or early release. I believe that although this could be something that should be considered for suitability for release, I think it should be optional. Forcing people to do anything never works and in this case could alienate an already disconnected group further from society.

Lord Archer has concerns about drugs policy in prisons, how the current policy encourages people to switch from soft to hard drugs because it is easier to pass random drugs tests on hard drugs. Drugs in prisons seems to be a very complex problem covering supply, policy and intervention. Lord Archer does not have all the answers but it continues the debate on drugs and crime.

Lord Archer, who may be stripped of his title under new legislation affecting lords with criminal records, may have learned some lessons from his time in prison that the politicians can never understand from their padded seats in Westminster.

Sources:

Radio interview May 2006 (source unknown)

BBC news website various articles.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Philosophy and Economics

Capitalism is the only real system of economics that has lasted, although no country operates a pure capitalist economy.

New Labour's "third way"” is one of the latest successful reincarnations of capitalism.

Capitalism cannot be described as the pinnacle of human economic endeavour. There are flaws and cracks in the veneer, indeed some commentators would suggest that the system is an unmitigated disaster and the only reason it still exists at all is because there is no viable alternative.

One of the main failings is that small numbers of people get richer while the poor remain poor. Another failing is that people can spend billions on an art-work by a famous artist while people die for want of food and clean water.

This article is not about these flaws, other people state cases for both sides of the argument with more verve, enthusiasm and facts. I seek to lead the reader on a thought experiment of alternatives to capitalism, perhaps not viable ones, but a revolution of thought beyond Labour'’s "third way"” philosophy.

The Problem

The problem that I see with capitalism is that everything is based on monetary value, so to abolish capitalism monetary value has to be replaced with social value. To completely abolish money its value has to be zero and the only driver for human progress is self- fulfillment or self-actualisation (Maslov).

A half way house has monetary reward based on relevance and importance to society, so only jobs that improve the human condition get high salaries. The flaw with this is how do you measure contribution to society, salaries would have to be controlled by a regulatory body.

The abolition of money would require everything to have no value, everyone would be able to have whatever he or she wants, when they want and in whatever form they want. Where could you start to make the transition?

Solutions

Monetary Value

One part of the economy to start at could be property. All property would have to be nationalised, all rents and mortgages declared null and void. Everyone would be allowed to have any plot of land they wanted within certain limits. I can imagine a large bureaucracy maintaining databases and managing land applications. Planning regulations would still limit development and no one could own land, which was un-productive or unused. All such sites would be assigned back to the ministry in charge.

Of course to prevent the economy from over heating there would have to be a general wage cut between 30-50% of salary, cutting the part of wages currently spent on housing.

Any more than two homes would probably be considered illegal unless each of the extra homes was also home to someone else. A rich owners loop hole could be that an extra home would be allowed providing part or all was a residence for someone else e.g. care taker or house keeper.

This may seem to be an example of the rich getting away with something but consider that first these new residents would have jobs that previously did not exist and secondly that empty houses have become part of the national housing stock.

Other parts of the capitalist economy could be removed and dismantled in a similar way although it is also possible that the entire capitalist machinery could never be dismantled unless further technological and social advances take place.

Privatised Communism

Communism was an economic system, which was less than perfect although had it been an American idea would the enemy of capitalism be the one that was defeated?

What if a private company provided a flavour of communism to its employees.

No more salaries, the company will provide all needs, housing, food luxuries and even holidays.

This idea would be based on the fact that there is a limit to how much a person could spend especially if for 37 hours a week they have to be at work. The system would work in a similar way to job and finish employment; you can work whatever hours you want provided the job gets done.

In some aspects, such as property, it would benefit the company. In the current economic climate the company would see a return on its investment.

For major diversified multinationals the company could provide most goods and services and any other needs bought in could be sourced at reduced cost.

To completely remove cash from the employee / employer transaction each employee would have a company credit card with no limits.

Taxation would become the burden of the company, which could cause some headaches for the Inland Revenue, currently benefits are given a value and taxed on take home pay accordingly. With no take home pay no personal tax, but in all likely hood the revenue would place the tax burden on the company.

Disclaimers

These are merely an example of "“too many thoughts", they are thoughts about the betterment of mankind, and they do not have to be practical or of any use in the real world.

Hopefully, they raise questions and thoughts about whether our economic system is perfect or can it be improved upon.