I love my nexus 7, I wasn't sure I would like a tablet as I didn't know what I would use it for but since I bought it two years ago I have never looked back. Its the Google Nexus 7 (2013) if you want to know exactly which version.
Lately it doesn't charge as well, probably the abuse on the usb connector has finally taken its toll. To be fair it is not poor craftsmanship but simply my beloved nexus has been used daily and charged almost continuously to keep up with my relentless use. My final idea is to get a wireless charger to keep it going for a while yet so it is not over yet.
I have had to face the inevitable truth that perhaps it will soon be time to find a replacement tablet.
So having had such a wonderful experience I look to see what the latest version of the nexus 7 brings to the table. In reality, nothing, as google have callously binned it.
Google - a quite word - basically you have made a mistake. You had the equivalent of the first can of coke and then said lets add lemon to it. Result nobody likes the new drink. People like coke because its coke. People liked the nexus 7 because it was the 7. People did not sit there and think "I really wish I had an extra two inches."
Think of the paperback book. Its pocket sized, fits nicely in the palm and does the job. Nobody except maybe the google design team wants a bigger paperwork.
Since the nexus 9 apparently google have been disappointed by sales, could it be that the 7 was the star and the 9 a poor relation.
For the Douglas Adam's fans in the world the best thing about the nexus 7 was that it fitted in my dressing gown. One dressing gown, one tablet, one towel and the world was my oyster. Or it least it would have been had the earth not been demolished.
Enid Blyton wrote the Secret Seven, she knew that nine wasn't going to work.
When the Nexus 7 finally dies do I put it in a frame and hang it on the wall with the label "Google's best and greatest tablet". Do I fall to my knees in Hollywood style and scream to the skies "No!!!!!". Or do I just find a 7 inch tablet from another reputable manufacturer and wonder what the nexus 7 might have become.
Please Google, I am begging you don't give up on the Nexus 7, I am never going to buy a Nexus 9. Google, we could have been great together, you and me against the world. We could have made it, if you had given us the chance.
Monday, August 10, 2015
Sunday, July 26, 2015
I have been looking for railway stories (non fiction) from 1880 to the Beeching era as like most people I find the lost age of railways very interesting.
Whilst searching I have come across various ghost stories from around the uk.
Some links for others that might be interested:
Rail forum thread - Are our railways haunted? - Excellent thread on a railway forum with lots of short stories.
Sunday, December 22, 2013
These jokes are my own creation in the style of / paying homage to Tim Vine. Usual disclaimer applies these were funny in my head, they may not be in reality.
DFS delivered my new suite the other day, Sofa so good.
I went to the Doctors the other week, he asked for a urine sample. I gave him the sample and he said "I was only pulling your leg" and I replied "No, you are taking the piss".
Saturday, September 28, 2013
I have started a new project, yes another one. This one is about writing fictional comedy around interviews of some sort. This is basically all about the conversation between two people which can be quite random and hopefully slightly funny.
Standard disclaimer applies in that these were funny in my own head, you may not find them funny at all.
Interview Number 1
Person A: So why do you want this job?
Person B: I don't
Person A: Pardon?
Person B: I don't want this specific job.
Person A: Then why come to the interview then...
Person B:Well, lets say no one comes to an interview for this job.
Person A: They do, you're here.
Person B:You are not following me at all
You are interviewing for an administration assistant right?
Person B:There are billions of admin jobs right?
Person A: I suppose...
Person B: So what I want is an admin asst job, it does not have to be this job.
Person A: So you don't want this job then.
Person B: Well I wouldn't say no.
Person A: Well thats interesting because I wouldn't say yes.
Person B: Can I suggest next question?
Person A: Do you think that would help?
Person B: At this point in the interview who can say?
Person A: Quite
Person A: Let's move on to what you know about our organisation?
Person B: The business or your personal organisation
Person A: The business of course
Person B: I know very little... I'm afraid
Person A: You are afraid?
Person B: No, I am not scared
Person A: Good, because I have had feedback I am an aggressive interviewer.
Person B: That's ok I have had feedback I am agressive when interviewed.
Person A: I always feel like I am being judged at interviews.
Person B: You are
Person A: Well yes
Person B: It is just so personal though isn't it.
Person A: Yes but that is an interview, impersonal and personal at the same time.
It is an imperfect tool in an imperfect world.
Person B: Like a 102 piece screwdriver set.
Person A: Ah but that's a perfect tool, you have the perfect bit for any screw.
Person B: I think we should agree top disagree.
Person A: Anyway, to move the interview forward slightly
Person B:Certainly a better direction than backwards,
Person B: I would see myself as the 102 piece perfect tool for the reasons you just described
Person A: Which are?
Person B: I fit any job
Person A: Ah but your philosophy of screw driver bits would suggest you don't fit this specific job.
Person B: That would be one possible interpretation but I could not possibly comment
Person A: It's an interview I think you are required and compelled to comment
Person B: No comment
Person A: This is not a police interview
Person B: Good because I had a disagreement with my lawyer last night
Person A: Do you need a lawyer?
Person B: You tell me, you are the one asking the questions
Person A: Yes, I am and parking this to one side the original question was what do you know about the organisation?
Person B: I know the organisation needs and administrative assistant...
Sunday, May 19, 2013
I am an amateur web perl programmer. All my slightly complicated web sites are built using perl. When I get stuck on some small bit of code the answer can sometimes be found on the internet somewhere.
From time to time I am going to post up some of the solutions I have found on my travels in the hope that it may help someone else out.
So the problem:
On one of my website I am automating the creation of a spreadsheet for upload to the google merchant's feed. I needed to create the entry for the Sale price effective date.
This is not something I store in the main database so needed to create the entry on the fly. Basically I needed to create the following entry:
So I started with today's date and then added a month to it, then put in the google specific bits like the '/' and the Z.
Here is the code:
my $t = localtime;
my $t2 = $t->add_months(1);
my $t3 = $t->datetime.'Z/'.$t2->datetime.'Z';
Basically call the module Time::Piece then set variable $t to localtime. Create second variable $t2 which is $t + 1 month and then merge it all together in variable $t3 with $t being put into the correct format "2013-05-19T17:44:51" append a 'Z/' and then amend the other date in a month's time.
Sunday, May 12, 2013
I have completed a second colourscape.
This one is called steps and takes a random colour as the base colour. Then in each of the red, blue and green components it steps back and forward by a set amount to see what happens if you change the value of one component but keep the others the see.
Basically it will show you what happens to the colour if you change the blue component only, the red component only or the green component only.
Or if you like it is something fun to play with...
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
It is not often I write about poor customer service that I receive because in the majority of cases I am fairly easy going. However, at the weekend I took a trip out with my partner in the local area and was so appalling treated that I feel obliged to put pen to paper as it were.
We live in a fairly rural area and being rather green minded I was looking for a local farm shop. I found Worton Organic garden on the internet which had even been recommended by a national newspaper. Why not, I thought, it even had a cafe where we could find a spot of lunch.
So off we went, Worton does have a lovely organic garden and a nice farm shop mainly focusing on what is grown in the garden with a few other oxfordshire bits and pieces. So far so good, we started looking forward to some lunch. Even better it was seafood special weekend with a lovely set menu and we both fancied the lemon sole.
Luckily we managed to find a table and after a while when nobody came we went into the cafe and someone said they would be out shortly. Five minutes later a worker from the garden wandered by and apologised for the delay but someone would be out shortly, she couldn't take our order because she didn't work in the cafe and didn't want to mess up carefully laid plans.
Fair enough, nobody minds a bit of waiting for some good food. After all it was a nice day and we were enjoying the sunshine.
Finally a lady comes over to take our order, her first question is "did we book?", I apologised and said we didn't know we had to, any chance you could fit us in. She asked us whether we had spoken to anyone in the cafe. I answered "No". Off she trots to the kitchen and is back two minutes later. "Sorry, we cant serve you any food, we are really busy". She then went on to say that they served restaurant quality food without the restaurant prices. Plus she explained we are recommended by word of mouth and mainly locals come here and being a special weekend they were fully booked.
Fair enough didn't book , will know for next time. I had checked the website which did not say anything about booking or it being a special weekend. Plus it really does not look the sort of place you need to book.
At this point I was expecting to have a drink and cake order taken. Sadly, no that was it, having said she wouldn't serve us food, it was apparently time to leave.
I was left wondering whether we were just not her type, perhaps not local enough for her. Either way I have not been treated so badly in a long time. Given that you can only get to this place by car and we were not even offered a drink to say I was annoyed is an understatement. I am still fuming 4 days later as I write this.
Of course the food may be very good and it is a lovely place but based on the welcome we had on our first visit we will not be going back. Shame as I would have liked to buy some of the home grown vegetables, I really liked the look of the garlic.
So congratulations Worton Organic Garden Cafe, your poor customer service has lost you some business and I will happily never recommend you to my friends.