Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Spring cleaning nuggets

I am spring cleaning at the moment, going through all my old scrap books and files, sorting them out and weeding them.

One of the outcomes of this is that I come across old notes that I cant even remember writing, a bit like the re-discovery of old masters.

So here is just a phrase that was written on a random scrap of paper:

"The path you take may twist and turn, it may lead you back to where you began or somewhere you never thought you could be"
Or a slight rewrite would be:
"The path you take may twist and turn, it may lead you back to where you began or take you somewhere you never expected to be. In the end the destination doesn't matter, what matters is how you spend the journey".

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Love Actually is all around

I recently watched Love Actually again on DVD. Its a good film but what I like the best is the intro sequence.

Sometimes I take a moment when travelling through an airport or train station and look around to see the love that is shown in the intro sequence, sometimes its even me getting the love.

Just once I would like the words to come over the tannoy just so everyone can have a look round and see the love, but for now it remains on DVD.


"Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow airport. General opinion is starting to make out we live in a world of hatred and greed but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often its not particularly dignified or newsworthy but its always there. Fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the twin towers as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge, they were all messages of love. If you look for it I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around."
- Hugh Grant, Love Actually intro sequence


Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Does 'misspeak' mean lying? (BBC)

An interesting article from the BBC magazine about whether "misspeak" means lying or just just being misinterpreted or unclear speech.

This follows on from Hilary Clinton making a speech referring to a visit to Bosnia in 1996 and afterwards being caught out by video footage which seemed to give a different version of events than Hilary herself gave.

Hilary's version

"Her initial version of events was that her plane landed under fire and she had to duck and run to her vehicle."
-BBC Article, Does 'misspeak' mean lying?

News footage version
"But television footage shows her disembarking with a smile, waving to the crowd and strolling across the tarmac to greet a little girl who read her a poem."
-BBC Article, Does 'misspeak' mean lying?
I can see how easily you would mix up the two visits.

Anyway the debate is that misspeak can mean lying or misinterpreted, so her use of the word is very ambiguous. IS she just avoiding political suicide by not owning up and saying she was lying.

The article suggests that if pressed about whether she actually lied, then she can admit to lying and say she never tried to deny it, even though she hasn't really said outright that she lied.

There are some other examples of 'misspeak' especially by other politicians including George W Bush and his famous enemies speech.

"They [our enemies] never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people - and neither do we."
- George W. Bush 2005 (BBC Article, Does 'misspeak' mean lying?)

Pilchard! (sorry PG-13 insults)

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Finding Nemo and a Practical Joke

I accept no responsibility for the humour in the following article. A lot of people will already know that I can find amusement in the smallest things, others would suggest my mind is not wired the same way as other people.

Finding Nemo ...


Found him!

It reads, "Nemo Me Impune Lacessit"

Which means "None provoke me unpunished."

I feel the game could be extended to any photo where the word nemo is clearly visible. I may play this later with my camera phone.


Can I Speak to Mr C Lyon

This is a very clever practical joke from the book "Penguins Stopped Play - eleven cricketers take on the world" by Harry Thompson which I can highly recommend.

Basically you track down the telephone number of a zoo and leave a message on a work colleagues desk that a Mr C Lyon rang while they were away could they please ring them back on this number.

Unless you are particularly bright you would ring the number and only when somebody said something like "London Zoo" you would twig. Of course some people might still ask to speak to Mr C Lyon (Sea Lion if you haven't twigged yet) in which case their colleagues are probably now even rolling around on the floor. In my office we have some one who would probably continue to argue that a Mr C Lyon did ring from that number.

As a HR professional I feel obliged to point out that practical jokes could be interpreted as bullying and harassment in the workplace. Make sure the person you are playing the joke on has a sense of humour otherwise you could find yourself facing disciplinary action.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Ladders, Appraisals and funerals

Ladders

On my way to work this morning there was a ladder leant across the pavement against a wall. Rather than walk under the ladder I walked into the road and around it.

I would not class myself as superstitious although my previous paragraph would contradict me. I believe I'm just not someone that risks looking for trouble. There is enough to worry about in life than going looking for something extra. After all maybe the superstition about ladders is due to the number of things that drop on peoples heads as they go under the ladder.

As far as I can see best to minimise the risks and not take the chance.

Appraisals

Yes, its that time of year again when I write the work of fiction entitled "What I did at work this year". The annual appraisal is upon me again. The workplace is alive with works of fiction that could outsell some of the latest paperback novels.

Appraisals the system that was bought in to replace favouritism by bosses, so now the good writers among us can make up rubbish have it signed off by the same boss, but not there couldn't possibly be any favouritism, performance is all evidenced in the appraisal.

If you believe that, can I interest the emperor in a new pair of trousers. Cloth so fine you can barely see it (OK you cant mainly because it doesn't exist).

The reason I loathe the appraisal system is because linking it to performance pay they give everyone the dream that they could get a better pay rise than everyone else. In reality 90% of us get exactly the same pay rise but to compound it all you get the same grade as someone who barely turns up to work and everyone complains about. Whilst you beaver away getting the job done and enjoy moderate success.

Even worse about the appraisal at our organisation is that it has been refined to such management speak terms that no normal person can understand it but if you dare criticise the system you are an enemy of the organisation and clearly not a team player.

I call it the more cheese system, I turn up to work, complete my appraisal and press the button for more cheese. The system sees that I have pressed the button and rewards me with a small piece of cheese. Lucky me I am a fully trained organisational rat.

I have only two ways of subverting the system:

1) make the whole process hell for my manager, whine, moan, complain and drop in quotes about more cheese. This works quite well, although clearly I have to forfeit any chance of getting a superb grading in my appraisal although to be fair the chances of getting anyway was non existent.

2) After the appraisal has been signed off and the rating signed off there is a final comments box where I am allowed to put anything I want. (insert evil laugh here)

This year I am thinking a quote, maybe something by Ray Bradbury:

"There was always a minority afraid of something, and a great majority afraid of the dark, afraid of the future, afraid of the past, afraid of the present, afraid of themselves and shadows of themselves."

"If they give you ruled paper, write the other way."

I will chose between the two although the second quote from Fahrenheit 451 appeals to my sense of humour.

Funerals

The talk at work a while back was of funerals, the bit that stuck in my mind was about the choice of music. Its not something we like to think about but occasionally such talk leads us to wonder what we would like. These days pretty much anything goes from traditional hymns to rock ballads.

I would like a mixture of both. I would like to start with the hymn "For those in peril on the sea", I love the coast, never liked being on the sea, cant really swim much but its a good tune. Other hymns might include "Abide with me", "Guide me o though great redeemer" or if near Christmas I could quite go for an ironic sing along of "God rest ye merry gentleman".

If we are going modern I quite like rooftops by lost prophets preferably at architecture wobbling volume with massive bass bins.

"When our time is up,When our lives are done,
Will we say we've had our fun?

Will we make a mark,
This time.
Will we always say we tried. "
...
"All the love I've met,
I have no regrets,
If it all ends now,
I'm set."
...
"Standing on the rooftop,
Waiting till the bomb drops,
This is all we've got now,
Scream until your heart stops,
Never gonna regret,
Watching every sunset,
Listen to your heartbeat,
All the love that we've felt."
...
That would be a good sentiment to end on,

"When our time is up, When our lives are done, Will we say we've had our fun?"

Friday, November 30, 2007

Misheard lyrics 3

Sometimes it is very difficult to hear song lyrics, although the internet pretty much means you can now look up the correct version. Here is another that I have misheard.

I'ts beginning to get to me - Snow Patrol.

Actual Lyric:

"And it's beginning to get to me
That I know more of the stars and sea
Than I do of what's in your head
Barely touching in our cold bed"

My version:
"And it's beginning to get to me
That I know more of the stars and sea
Than I do of what's in your head
Barely touching on Uncle Ben's"
Why they should be singing about an argument on Uncle Ben's microwave rice I'm not entirely sure but that is what it sounds like.

Then again it is amazing what little things can set arguments off. Maybe somebody burnt the microwave rice, which started this massive argument and now they are barely talking about microwave rice.

I think I better get my coat now.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

The Future of the Car - Part 2

Source: New Scientist, Vol 196 No 2630, 17 November 2007. pp 28-30.

I wrote an article about the future of the car, in July 2007 where I mused about the future of computer controlled cars.

According to the New Scientist article the computer controlled car has come one step closer.

DARPA, the US defence research agency has been running an Urban challenge which builds on their previous challenges for computer controlled cars.

The Urban Challenge was a 6 hour, 100 km race along the roads of a simulated city. All participants must navigate roads, obey the laws of traffic and avoid each other. Not only are there the normal route finding tasks but also individual tasks like parking. Six teams managed to cross the finish line.

There are some features that were not tested that will be needed before we get civilian production models. The cars were not tested against moving objects like people or pets, plus none of the cars reached speeds that would be acceptable out in the normal world.

Having said all that, those tests could come next, so the future is a step closer.

The author of the article had this to say about the driver less future:

"It will also be a long, and maybe un-winnable, battle to persuade people to give up their love affair with driving."
Driving, yes but what about commuting. Who wouldn't want to flip a switch and then fall asleep on the way to and from work. What about nights on the town, cant drink because you have to drive, not any more, let the computer drive you home.

Can't pass your driving test or simply cant be bothered, buy a computer controlled car.

Lost your licence buy a computer controlled car.

I think the author clearly, a keen driver underestimated all the times people cant drive or just hate to drive. It is a much stated fact that people drive because they have to, now there would be an alternative, let the computer drive.

Lets face it who wouldn't want their own chauffeur?

Plus what about costs, lets assume that the computer controlled car is the ultimate in safe driving. Insurance costs would drop, fuel costs would drop as computers are more efficient at fuel efficient driving and the government might even introduce a tax reduction for computer controlled cars.

It may be a slow start but people will give up driving, or at least driving will become a hobby something to enjoy on the weekends or on holidays, not on the boring traffic jam on the way to work.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Friday's Work day prayer

While trudging to work at the end of a long week I was thinking of a prayer to get me through the day. Don't worry I am not about to get all religious on you I was remembering some joke prayer about asking for the strength to get through the day despite all the idiots or something like that.

A bit of google work later... there are a few versions of a joke email that gets forwarded everywhere which is in turn a corrupted version of a famous prayer called 'The Serenity Prayer'.

The Joke Version:

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
You can see how apt this is when you are facing another day at the organisation where the phrase 'bureaucracy gone mad' was invented.

The Original Version:
God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.
--Reinhold Niebuhr
The second version is a nice little prayer even if you don't believe in God.

This all got me to thinking that really in the poem the word god could be replaced by something like " God, any other religious deity, any being or anything that has the power to help me".

In my simple thoughts of religious matters I ponder whether belief in a god is necessary for a prayer to take place. After all a prayer could be described as asking for something where the outcome is not certain. After all if a close relative is dying we still will them to survive even if we do not start our thoughts with "Dear God".

Which made me think of a thought experiment about whether atheists pray. If a person had for whatever reason jumped out of a plane without a parachute and was plummeting to the ground with about four minutes to live what would they be thinking. Well you would be thinking I hope something happens to save me which in a sense is a prayer. Proof positive.

Of course testing this would require speaking to people who are falling to their impending death. Given that most people don't willingly jump out of a plane without a parachute this could be a bit difficult.

All those thoughts because of another tedious Friday.

Note: If this article has caused any offence to anyone, this was not my intention. It was merely a random thought from my brain.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Some quotes about genius

Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
-Albert Einstein
A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.
-James Joyce

Genius... is the capacity to see ten things where the ordinary man sees one.
-Ezra Pound
Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple.
- C. W. Ceran


It makes you think doesn't it.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Misheard lyrics 2

Sometimes it is very difficult to hear song lyrics, although the internet pretty much means you can now look up the correct version. Here is another that I have misheard.

The Automatic - Monster.
Actual Lyric:

"What's that coming over the hill
Is it a monster? Is it a monster?"

My version:
"What's that coming over the hill
Is it a boxster? Is it a boxster?"

As in Porsche boxster, coming over the brow of a hill on the road. Seemed much more logical to me and it had the added benefit of making the song a solid driving song for true petrolheads.

Monday, October 15, 2007

20 years ago: The Great storm

On the BBC when I got up, on the news this evening, on the websites and just now I was reminded it was 20 years since the 'great storm' hit the south east of England.

Well I was in the South-West at the time where it was slightly less impressive, some trees did blow over and several roads were closed due to falling debris.

My point is yes, it was a devastating storm which killed people and destroyed property but why is it head line news today. Is it such a slow news day that we call history news, they must have been building up to this for months with all their documentaries and clips.

There are stories happening all over the world that the public need to know about and discuss. A 20 year old storm is a 1 hour documentary not national news.

I wonder sometimes whether we are raising the bar of sensationalist news so high that on most normal days nothing happens that the media feels is worth reporting. So I fear that there will be more days when it is X years since such an event occurred. News may become a five minute segment of past news.

It reminded me of a West Wing episode last night. Toby Ziegler was talking with the 4 network news editors about coverage of the republican and democratic conferences. They wanted to cut coverage down from 2 hours a night to 1 hour a night. In their words they wanted to show the acceptance of nomination speech and the balloons.

Everyone likes to see the balloons, if you have never seen the footage it is where balloons drop from the ceiling and everyone is wearing placards. Every conference would not be complete without balloons. In the UK strangely enough we are less cheer leaderish about our politics.

Toby, as I would be was incensed.

Yes, no. There isn't going to be a horse race to cover, either in New York or San Diego. But we gave you the air waves for free 70 years ago and 357 days a year you can say who's up and who's down, who won the West and who lost the South.
But what's wrong with 8 days, not every year but every 4 years, showing our leaders talking to us? Not a fraction of what they said, but what they said. And then the balloons.
- Toby Ziegler, West Wing (Quoted from Conventional viewing)
The man has a point for all that is great about humanity for all its achievements, successes and the great forum of debate that is the world, the media wish to cut current affairs programming and replace it with the latest reality TV Show.

If the public has no appetite in news it is not because it is uninteresting, it is because the media are failing in telling us the story, failing to involve us . Sensationalism has replaced debate and it can only get worse not better.

In about twenty years from now this year will be interesting, there was the great snow, the great flood x2, who knows what winter will be like. Perhaps on of the main news shows could be renamed '20 years ago today...'.

But remember 20 years ago was a great storm ...

Monday, September 17, 2007

Speeches that changed the world

I have seen this book around and it spoke to me as a book that should really be in my collection. After all like most people I am aware of great speeches like the Gettysburg address or the 'I have a dream speech' but I have never actually read them. Plus I am fascinated by such things so when a book token came into my hands I went to get the book.

The speeches have been chosen because of their impact on the world. Some were made by great men, some by evil men and other were made at the right time in the right place.

As good history always does they give us pause for thought sometimes exposing humanity at its greatest and weakest. History has much to teach us and so do these speeches.

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Elephants may be able to detect mines by smell

From the sound bites page of NewScientist,21 July 2007.

"They move about with their trunks right on the ground, and it could be that they pick up the scent in this way."
- biologist Ian Whyte at the Jruger National Park in South Africa.
Of course there is now a bit of self selection going on in the Angolan elephant population. This could be evolution in progress. As only mine detecting elephants will survive and prosper. So Angolan elephants could break into a sub species of elephant with fantastic sense of smell in the future. There may be other characteristics that are being self selected as well. At what point will we need to designate these elephants a new species?

Ian Whyte in the National Geographic magazine is more pragmatic and suggested that avoidance of landmines may instead be a result of group learning.
"But they are also intelligent animals which move in groups. Maybe they learn to avoid places where they see other elephants get blown up."
- biologist Ian Whyte at the Jruger National Park in South Africa.
The other part of this story is that following Angola's decades of war there are vast uncharted mine fields which virtually make whole regions uninhabitable. This makes any conservation or re-establishment of wildlife areas impossible.

Mines and un-exploded munitions are a problem in a lot of countries around the world. Although there are some charities that work to clear landmines, there are always more to clear. Animals and humans both suffer and they have to find a way to cope and continue with their lives.

Maybe the elephants what ever way they do it have found one such way.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Misheard lyrics

Sometimes it is very difficult to hear song lyrics, although the internet pretty much means you can now look up the correct version. Here are a few I have misheard in my time.

Alanis Morissette- Isnt it Ironic.

Actual Lyric:

"It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you think"
My version:
"Its a death throw hard on two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you think"
Well now that would be ironic.

Damien Rice - Dogs

Actual Lyric:

"She lives with an orange tree
The girl that does yoga"
plus all other yoga references in the song.

My version:
"She lives with an orange tree
The girl that does your garden"
I thought the 'den' part was silent. After all why would you write a song about yoga, your garden is much more sensible.

Damien Rice - Coconut Skins

Actual Lyric:
"Tell them God just dropped by to forgive our sins
And relieve us our doubt"
My version:
"Tell them God just dropped by to forgive our sins
And really bummed us out"

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Sir Alan West sets out his stall

Politicians making spurious comments is one of those things that make me rave at the computer screen. Normally a mild mannered reporter I turn into a huge green mean machine.

So when the BBC reports the new UK security minister's comments on terrorism with a headline of ' Terror fight 'may take 15 years' I was shocked at the obvious sound biting. Look a little deeper and that is not quite what he said. The BBC have unusually made a sound bite which was not quite what the minister originally said. The actual quote in context is:

"We're talking about such a big change in the way people behave that it's inevitably going to take 10 to 15 years, and that's if we're lucky, and that's what I hope we can achieve."
-Admiral Sir Alan West, ex navy chief.
It is obvious to everyone that the war on terrorism is unlikely to be won for a long time. At best our country could be made almost completely safe from terrorism but the causes and will of terrorism would still be there. Sir Alan recognises this above but the BBC chose to interpret the quote to give a more sensationalist spin.

Th other part of this 'article' is to put 'everything' in 'quotes' as they add in little extra 'two or three' word quotes from his speech. Very irritating reporting style and one which does not fill me with confidence that they are accurately reporting what he said and not misquoting him out of context again.

The war on terrorism bears a resemblance to the Vietnam war. The Vietnam war was a battle for 'hearts and minds' and so is the war against terrorism. No country can be isolationist concentrating all its efforts in detecting plots and thwarting terrorism. Everyone need to encourage debate and fix the problems in the world which helps create terrorism.

Even though Sir Alan made the mistake of putting a time frame on things, the BBC article suggests that he is leading a sea change in government policy. The government is moving away from the concept of 'war on terror' which has never sat well with the British due to the American warmongering overtones.

Although difficult to make sense of the BBC sound bites it would seem that Sir Alan suggests greater emphasis will be put on intervening before terrorism. Sir Alan raises the issue of jihadists influencing British Muslims and admits that the issue will need to be examined with suggestions on how to remove or fight this unwanted dangerous influence.

There appears to be a greater emphasis on prevention and Sir Alan introduces the four p's - prepare, protect, pursue and prevent, which are the new watchwords on terrorism in the UK.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

The Future of the Car

Over the last few weeks I have been thinking about cars and how technologically they don't seem to have developed much in that they still rely on a human driver to do the majority of the work.

Technology is beginning to reach the stage where no one will learn to drive except as a hobby to drive the old cars. These two BBC articles are typical are some of the new technologies that are being developed:

Connected cars 'promise safer roads' (BBC)
Look, no hands (BBC)

According to these articles the car of the future will require no driver and will be constantly forming ad-hoc networks with other local cars to share information about road conditions and traffic jams.

The result fast moving traffic jams, I am thinking it will be a lot like starlings at dusk. All the cars will flock together on the same roads, then come apart only to make up a new traffic jam on another road. It is an unlikely vision of the future but when all the cars are processing all this data and decide an alternative route is appropriate what will happen. If they all run the same program with the same variables wont they all make the same instantaneous decision.

How about a neural network, one that learns from mistakes and adapts to regular routes and localities. Then ever car would be as unique as the owner, but who wants to own a thick car that cant cope with driving round London just because it hasn't been there before.

There is also the consideration of whether we trust computers to do the driving or think that we are the best drivers. Manufacturers know about this pride in our own driving skill and so are introducing technology slowly so we still feel in control.

If computers drove all the cars on the road then in all probability there would be less accidents and less deaths.

"We kill about a million people a year around the globe. Almost every loss of life is a result of human error. Statistics will tell us the truth, that these cars are more reliable than human driving."
- Professor Sebastian Thrun, Stanford artificial intelligence expert.
Of course the one problem trusting computers with safety issues is viruses. What if a rogue car sets out along the road and spreads a virus through these ad-hoc networks and overrides the safety protocols causing high speed crashes. In reality the systems would be isolated from each other and to gain access to the engine controls you would need to be wired in with a hardware key.

It will probably be one of the most exciting developments in technology, that moment when we trust computers to drive us to work and back.

That is if there is still work to be done by mere mortals or the world hasn't ended in some environmental or technological catastrophe.

Then there is the problem of getting a computer to cope with questions from the kids. How do you program a computer to satisfactorily answer the question "Are we nearly there yet?".

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Fixing the twist in you...

"I don't care no I wouldn't dare
To fix the twist in you
You've shown me eventually
What you'll do"
- ' All the same', Sick Puppies.

Still loving this song, it is a bit of an anthem for me at the moment.

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Media Disrupts Effective Government

This is a story from a few weeks ago when Tony Blair made a speech about the relationship between government and the media. It was well timed in the sense that nobody could accuse him of sour grapes as he no longer had anything to loose or gain.

The one good thing about the BBC article is that they have published Tony Blair's speech in full. This gives me a rare research opportunity to go back to the source material rather than rely on sound bite quotes from a media outlet.

"A free media is a vital part of a free society. You only need to look at where such a free media is absent to know this truth."
No one would disagree with this although the media also use this as a crutch to report everything and anything. Tony Blair is right as much as anyone complains about the media the countries that have one are all the better for it.
"But it is also part of freedom to be able to comment on the media. It has a complete right to be free. I, like anyone else, have a complete right to speak."
Agreed, the media are not exempt from free criticism and in our society at times the media can seem untouchable except by law courts and even then a retraction of a story or compensation does not change the original untrue story or its impact.
"The verdict [of the Hutton enquiry] was disparaged because it was not the one the critics wanted. But it was an example of being held to account, not avoiding it. "
I have made this point before, the strength of the media can mean that they can set the agenda, once a front page gives an opinion it can sway public opinion. Stories are sometimes end up being a small number of editors representing the public majority. Where the system fails is what if the editors give incomplete or opinionated facts rather than presenting the whole story.

A prime example is when the media see an opportunity to force a minister out of office. The minister makes a mistake and they put pressure on him to resign like a pack of jackals. There is never a considered review of whether he is a good minister just a blood lust. The labour party have largely resisted these calls for ministers to resign but due to this culture how many good ministers have we lost just because the media are baying for blood.

What Tony Blair refers to in the Hutton enquiry is that the media had already decided the result. If it agreed with the media view it would be a triumph for democracy and Tony Blair would be pressured to resign. If it disagreed then it was clearly corrupt and not given the full information and Tony Blair would still be pressured to resign. So the media had acted as a non-independent inquiry with a small group of people deciding the outcome claiming they represented the people rather than their own self interest of selling stories.
"Internet advertising has overtaken newspaper ads. There are roughly 70 million blogs in existence, with around 120,000 being created every day. In particular, younger people will, less and less, get their news from traditional outlets."
Blogs get a mention. Blogs can be worse than the mainstream media, they are sometimes pure opinion, they can be even less concerned about facts that the mainstream media. Readers of blogs still need to consider the source and compare with other stories. At their best blogs complement the mains stream media and help to question the established truth.
"They[the media] are not the masters of this change [increased competition] but its victims. The result is a media that increasingly and to a dangerous degree is driven by "impact". Impact is what matters. It is all that can distinguish, can rise above the clamour, can get noticed."
With 24 hour rolling news any event is instantly reported, reporting is now real time. Take a major incident like a rail crash, road crash, terrorist bomb something where by the nature of the event the information is slow, sketchy and often contradictory. The general questions we want to know the answers to who, where, how, government response, police response, comments etc.

The story will start with perhaps a one line news flash on the news wire. So at minute 1 you have the standard "We are just getting reports..." After that one line, in order to keep going they have to move into speculation, eye witnesses are tracked down, terrorism experts are dragged in. Similar events in the past are recapped. This is not news its speculation, created to maintain as Tony Blair says 'impact'.

This media cycle can continue, for 5 minutes out of every hour you get the actual facts and then the other 55 minutes of news is speculation or so called expert opinions. Then in the next hour you get more facts which contradict 40 minutes of speculation from the previous hour. That doesn't matter because if you don't put out the story, any story, someone else will and they will beat you to it. The truth doesn't necessary matter if the speculation creates 'impact'.
"Impact gives competitive edge. Of course the accuracy of a story counts. But it is secondary to impact. It is this necessary devotion to impact that is unravelling standards, driving them down, making the diversity of the media not the strength it should be but an impulsion towards sensation above all else."
Tony Blair is a lot kinder than I am when he says that accuracy matters. The only bearing accuracy has is that on balance a media outlet must be seen to be accurate the majority of the time otherwise the public will go elsewhere. Some media outlets survive because they share the opinions of their public which is at times far from the established truth i.e. Daily Mail.
"The audience needs to be arrested, held and their emotions engaged. Something that is interesting is less powerful than something that makes you angry or shocked. The consequences of this are acute. First, scandal or controversy beats ordinary reporting hands down."
This is why the media nearly always take a negative view in its reporting. They rarely agree with the government because that just doesn't sell. Controversy is always better.
"It is not enough for someone to make an error. It has to be venal. Conspiratorial."
The public love conspiracy theories and this hunger is fed by the media, there are no mistakes in the world it is always an act of conspiracy or negligence. This attitude pervades into our personal lives. Some people today refuse to accept that anything could be their fault or that they made a mistake, it has to be some body else's fault.

The media should challenge these conspiracy theories, they should be the guardians of the truth. The media is in a position to offer moral leadership to the people yet it struggles to raise itself above self-interest.

I should point out at this point that a large number of reporters are in the job to expose the truth and they are not the media equivalent of stock brokers. Some even actively challenge the media to act as the guardians of truth. However, it is clear that even they are powerless to change the entire industry.

Tony Blair defines five consequences of the media drive to create shock and emotional responses:
  1. Scandal or controversy stories always come first.
  2. Attacking motive is always better than attacking judgement.
  3. Pack hunting - the media hunts together to destroy, tearing victims apart like a 'feral beast'.
  4. Commentary is more important than the story.
  5. Confusion of news and commentary.
Mr Blair gives an example of a speech by a minster. The speech is almost re-written, every word is scrutinised to see if any of the above can be applied. The story can almost be about what they missed out as much as what they said.
"This leads to the incredibly frustrating pastime of expending a large amount of energy rebutting claims about the significance of things said, that bears little or no relation to what was intended."
"Comment is a perfectly respectable part of journalism. But it is supposed to be separate. Opinion and fact should be clearly divisible. The truth is a large part of the media today not merely elides the two but does so now as a matter of course."
It is rare for this separation to be clear in any news article. In this you can compare my article to the BBC article. Both written from the same source but both containing different commentary. I am not representing my article as news but purely commentary, is the BBC presenting commentary or news or a mixture of both.

This is a criticism of so called 'experts'. Whenever anything they get an expert on to comment, the news caster will generally encourage them to speculate. This speculation is then passed off as news such as a "bomb by suspected Al- quieda". There may be no news to back that claim up.

This applies to so called 'inside sources close to the investigation'. This still isn't news it is commentary until it is officially stated. How can you accurately judge the information? I am not saying everything needs to be official before it can be news but the media should give us some indication of the source of the statements rather than using standard code words like 'inside sources'.
"Things, people, issues, stories, are all black and white. Life's usual grey is almost entirely absent."
The media generally take a firm view to create a better story, or if it is a bit greyer get equally strong but opposing views. A middle line just does not sell.
"New forms of communication would provide new outlets to by-pass the increasingly shrill tenor of the traditional media.

In fact, the new forms can be even more pernicious, less balanced, more intent on the latest conspiracy theory multiplied by five. But here is also the opportunity."
The internet is a great thing for news and can act as a balance to traditional news outlets but it can also create a 'wild-fire' of opinion that can race ahead of the media. The interweb could be said to be the home of the conspiracy theory. On the internet there is even less of a need or desire to stick to the truth, opinion and theories whoever extreme can be easily proposed and accepted as fact or the 'real truth' behind the news.
"The way that people get their news may be changing; but the thirst for the news being real news is not. The media will fear any retreat from impact will mean diminishing sales. But the opposite is the case."
There is definitely a market for 'real news', several internet sites have opened up to service that need. Certainly for the main stream if someone took the leap then they would create a point of difference from their competitors which would be a selling point. Others would then jump on the band wagon and the media would change for the better.

The BBC website already occupies this niche as a respected market leader and thus demonstrates that others could follow.

Tony Blair then says a bit about the need for a unified regulation system across all media outlets but leaves it at that, he doesn't offer a way forward, just that it need to change.

In a final summary Tony Blair describes the damage that is being done due to this disconnect between public life and the media:
"The damage saps the country's confidence and self-belief; it undermines its assessment of itself, its institutions; and above all, it reduces our capacity to take the right decisions, in the right spirit for our future."
Tony Blair is right, all this negative reporting undermines our society and may harm our future.
"I've made this speech after much hesitation. I know it will be rubbished in certain quarters. But I also know this has needed to be said. "
A well though out speech that did need to be said and will need to be repeated until the media mends its ways. The 'feral beast' does not need to be tamed but society does need to be able to live with the beast within.

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Alan Johnston is freed

After 114 days Alan has been released. Alan's release was achieved through negotiation and pressure bought to bear by Hamas. This kind of negotiation which did not break down into warfare shows that there is still hope for the region and that things can be achieved when people talk.

It would be naive of anyone to think this heralds a new era of peace in the middle east but after recent violence in the area where it has seemed there was no hope for the future there is now a glimmer of hope.

For a quote about the whole affair I shall leave it to Alan himself:

[One of his first acts after his release]
"...going to the barbers and getting rid of that just-kidnapped look"
-Alan Johnston, BBC Gaza correspondent.

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Of all the interview rooms in all the world you had to walk into mine

Well while I was out of the office licking coconut skins I had a good fun day. I always forget how much I miss interviewing people, spending time getting to know them and finding out more about people that previously I have only ever known on paper.

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times"
-Opening line from "A Tale of two cities" by Charles Dickens
That would be an an apt description of the day, I saw some of the best candidates and some of the worst candidates I have ever seen. As I have said before we try to make our interviews friendly and less confrontational but it is important as a candidate not to treat it as a talk with friends. You have to ensure that you don't make throw away comments that may reflect badly on you with people that don't know you.

I myself do it all the time in interviews, in one particularly poor example of my own I made a joke about how managers notoriously come up with ideas and left it to other people to sort out the details (Ok we all know its true but it is still on the list of banned topics at interview). Of course as I was being interviewed by managers they picked up on it.

The other learning point from the interviews is the usual one of research, research and research again. These are the easy questions that should be easy to get points for and they are some of the more important ones. Examples include:

Why are you applying for the job?
What do you know about "company concept"?
What do you know about the company?
What have you done to prepare for today's interview?
What do you think about this company project/ advertising / other etc?
What do you think are the challenges that face our business?

If you don't do the research you wont know the answers and even worse you could be forced to waffle through a question which leaves the interviewer with the impression that you don't really want the job.

I have previously mentioned the canteen at this site talking about their tendency to cremate bacon. As you know I need my coffee to get through my interview days and I started off with a cappuccino.

How wrong can you go with a cappuccino, you put the coffee granules in the cup, pour the milk on top and stir a bit to make sure its mixed and then pour some extra frothed milk on top. Simple really, so why did I have barely dissolved coffee granules on the top of my froth.

Good job I am not the incredible hulk, I would have torn my interview suit.

Although the pannini at lunch was nice and the filter coffee is always a pleasure.